Sometimes a shirt says what you’re too polite (or too eggshausted) to say out loud. Featuring a cartoon egg with post-coital glow and a grin that screams “I came first,” this shirt cracks wise and delivers yolks hotter than your grandma’s cast iron skillet.
Perfect for brunch bros, dirty pun aficionados, or that one friend who still giggles at “eggplant emojis.” Whether you're getting laid (by hens or otherwise), or just embracing the smug life, this tee delivers farm-fresh attitude.
Made from ring-spun cotton smoother than your last pickup line, it’s got everything you need for a day of strutting, smirking, or smuggling egg puns into mixed company.
Eggcelent for:
People who like their humor scrambled, not sanitized
Brunch dates, bar crawls, and awkward family gatherings
Wearing while whispering “I’m eggstra” to your own reflection
Specs (that don’t eggaggerate):
100% ring-spun cotton – soft like a feather bed in a henhouse
Lightweight & breathable – no sweat, even under heat lamps
Classic fit – flattering for all egg shapes
Ethically sourced – no shady chicken farms here
Ribbed collar – like a nest for your neckline
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold – like your DMs after a risky yolk
Tumble dry low – unlike your standards
Do not bleach – we want sass, not sadness
Iron if you must – preferably while muttering “nice shell” in the mirror
