🧠 For when your brain says, “Actually… that doesn’t go there.”
The chaos was fun. For a minute. But sometimes, you need the original arrangement. The sacred grid. The comfort of noble gases right where they belong and Fe proudly center stage like the elemental main character it is.
This shirt is for our structure seekers, fact lovers, and neurospicy humans who can’t enjoy a joke unless the categories are color-coded. A crisp, traditional periodic table design (with just enough pop to stay interesting) makes this the perfect antidote to our other shirt’s visual war crime.
Put it on when the world feels scrambled and you need at least one thing to make sense.
Perfect for:
Chem lab perfectionists and STEM sweethearts
Wearing under hoodies at sensory-friendly bars
Balancing out your friend group’s chaotic goblins
Specs (no surprises here):
100% ring-spun cotton – like a weighted blanket for your torso
Lightweight & breathable – overstimulation who?
Classic fit – comfy without clinging
Ethically sourced – because fairness is part of the formula
Ribbed collar – keeps its shape, just like the table does
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold – like your gaze when someone says “elements are boring”
