🚀 Our rocks are out of this world.
Ever dream of striking it rich in the vacuum of space? We did too. That’s why we created a fake asteroid mining company and gave it the best retro logo this side of the Kuiper Belt.
Rock It Asteroid Mining is the future we were promised: shiny rockets, big explosions, questionable ethics, and the promise of platinum hiding inside a dirty space boulder. Whether you're a sci-fi nerd, an amateur geologist, or just someone who enjoys cosmic puns and corporate satire—this shirt hits harder than an uncharted meteor.
Perfect for:
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Aspiring billionaires with zero launch experience
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People who say “We’re early to the asteroid rush” unironically
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Sci-fi fans who know space mining is 90% vibes and 10% lawsuits
Specs (built to last until the Mars IPO):
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100% ring-spun cotton – soft enough for zero-g cuddles
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Lightweight & breathable – no helmet required
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Classic fit – flattering from Houston to the Oort Cloud
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Ethically sourced – unlike our asteroid exploitation strategy
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Ribbed collar – because compression suits don’t breathe
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold – like the void
Tumble dry low – unlike our market volatility
Do not bleach – space dust is aesthetic, not a flaw
Iron if necessary – especially before your investor pitch
Rock it like you mean it. Stake your claim in the stars.
Now accepting payments in space credits, bitcoin, or pure unfiltered delusion. No but really, just use the payment options available on this website.
