Introducing the official uniform of pondside rebellion, barroom birdwatching, and foul-mouthed waterfowl: Quack Quack Motherducker™ — a bold declaration of duck-based chaos, printed loud and proud on the chest like a middle feather to society.
Whether you're an amateur ornithologist with anger issues or just a brunch gremlin who speaks fluent honk, this shirt delivers. It’s vintage dive bar meets duck blind. It’s swamp couture. It’s the sound you make right before the fight starts.
This isn’t just a pun. It’s a lifestyle.
Perfect for:
Ducks with a podcast and poor impulse control
People who name their pet geese after serial killers
Anyone who’s flipped the bird and meant it literally
Specs (engineered for attitude):
100% ring-spun cotton – soft enough for pond naps, tough enough for turf wars
Lightweight & breathable – like mallard gossip on the breeze
Classic fit – flattering for all body types, feathered or not
Ethically sourced – unlike our sense of humor
Ribbed collar – because structure matters… somewhere
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold – like your duck stare at tourists
Tumble dry low – we’re not trying to ruffle feathers
Do not bleach – this ain’t a swan shirt
Iron if necessary – especially before confronting the HOA
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Quack it. Pack it. Smack it. This shirt hits harder than a territorial goose in springtime. Now accepting payment in human currency, loose bread chunks, or powerful bird energy. But seriously, just use one of the payment options available at checkout please.
