Ok, But… Where on Eileen? - Unisex Tee

🎶 Come on Eileen? Ok, but where exactly?

This is the shirt that asks the question nobody was brave enough to voice out loud. We all heard the song. We all nodded. We all danced like idiots. But deep in the recesses of your lizard brain, you wondered: Where on Eileen?

Now you don’t have to ask. The shirt asks for you—with a disturbingly wholesome cartoon granny named Eileen standing at the center of this linguistic and ethical crisis, smiling like she didn’t just get dragged into a decades-old lyrical innuendo.

Equal parts grandma-core and wildly suggestive, this tee is perfect for fans of wordplay, Dexys Midnight Runners, and confused Midwestern brunch conversations.

Wear it when:

• You're feeling slightly unhinged but still adorable

• You want to start a conversation no one’s prepared for

• You’re visiting your aunt and hoping she doesn’t ask what it means

Specs (rated PG-13 for double entendre):

• 100% ring-spun cotton – soft enough for sweet old ladies

• Lightweight & breathable – like Eileen’s sensible cardigan

• Classic fit – flattering, even if you’re blushing

• Ethically sourced – no grandmas were harmed

• Ribbed collar – structurally sound, emotionally unprepared

Care Instructions:

Machine wash cold – to keep things chill

Tumble dry low – like the voice you’ll use when explaining the joke

Do not bleach – we need Eileen’s lavender aesthetic intact

Iron if necessary – especially before tea with the church ladies