Live. Laugh. Lurk. - Unisex Tee

🐸 LIVE. LAUGH. LURK.

Behold:
The moistest little mystery to ever slither out of your subconscious and onto a shirt.

This amphibious abomination is here to deliver the unofficial motto of the Order of the Orifice's Subterranean Chapter:

• Live – humbly, weirdly, preferably underground

• Laugh – but only when someone’s walking away

• Lurk – eternally

Wearing this shirt marks you as a silent observer.
A watcher.
A swamp-certified menace with impeccable taste in weird.

Perfect For:

• Secretly funny people who don’t want attention

• Swamp scholars

• The friend who lives in the group chat but never posts

• Frog enjoyers

• People who whisper “he sees all…” to their laundry pile

Specs (certified damp™):

• 100% ring-spun cotton – softer than frog flesh on a foggy morning

• Classic unisex fit – like a hug from something that only lives in dreams

• Ribbed collar – supportive, judgmental

• Tagline inside neck: From one hole, three. May it be.

• Designed by the biologically curious chaos goblins at Cloaca Crew

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold – preserve the lurk

• Tumble dry low – or hang it over a haunted log

• Do not bleach – the frog will know

• Iron inside out – if you must, but don’t meet his gaze