Cloaca Crew Logo Tee - Bioluminescent Pigeon Edition

Glowing like a science fair project gone rogue, this shirt is the nocturnal sibling of the OG Cloaca Crew tee. Same pigeon. Same hole. But this time, it’s gone green—radioactive glowstick green. Like it wandered into Chernobyl, got weirdly philosophical, and started a cult.

Printed in vibrant slime green on jet black, this variant is for those who prefer their weirdness with a little more contrast—and their science with a side of sci-fi.

Wearing this shirt tells the world:

• You’ve entered your glow-up era.

• You respect the cloac but worship the void.

• You want to be spotted in the dark… and questioned in the daylight.

🔬 Still hand-drawn. Still biologically accurate. Still the funniest way to get kicked out of a family barbecue.

🪶 Perfect for:

• Night shift nerds and neon freaks

• Science goths and bird punks

• People who whisper “may it be” after flushing

👕 Specs (now 20% more cryptozoological):

• 100% ring-spun cotton – soft enough for a midnight molt

• Lightweight & breathable – ideal for ritual strutting

• Classic fit – like a feathered hug from your weirdest lab partner

• No pigeons glowed in the making of this shirt

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold – preserve the glow of the crow

• Tumble dry low – to match your moral compass

• No bleach – unless you’re into ghost pigeons

• Iron on low – avoid the cloacal zone unless you’re licensed